MoistlyFacetious

20-something. writer. lover. trash-talker.

Life Advice:

waysofthebearded:

Embrace the diet of the hobbits:

  • Breakfast - 7:00 AM
  • Second Breakfast - 9:00 AM
  • Elevensies - 11:00 AM
  • Luncheon - 1:00 PM
  • Afternoon Tea - 4:00 PM
  • Dinner - 6:00 PM
  • Supper - 8:00 PM

This is the diet for success.

Add in a cheese and pickle sandwich at 11:30 PM, and you’ve got my pregnancy diet.

(Source: , via rumblyinmatumb-lokid)

I’m in Florida and it is just lovely.

I’m in Florida and it is just lovely.

1 year ago

I have a secret.